October 25, 2008 - Halloween week 1
Playlist for Lotsa A Cappella on October 25, 2008: Annual Halloween Spook-tacular! (week one ~ featuring The Bobs)
- The Bobs ~ A Cappella Choir in the Sky ~ Coaster ~ primarily a cappella
~ a little bit of scary sounds added to the end of the song... ~
- The Bobs ~ Helter Skelter ~ The Bobs ~ kaleidescope records
When i get to the bottom i go back to the top of the slide
Where i stop and i turn and i go for a ride
Till i get to the bottom and i see you again.
Do you, don't you want me to love you
I'm coming down fast but i'm miles above you
Tell me tell me tell me come on tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.
Helter skelter...
~ words & music by Lennon/McCartney, arrangement by The Bobs ~
- The Bobs ~ Kill your television ~ Plugged ~ rounder
Kill your television
Baby on board
I heart my dog's head
I honk for the Lord
The light at the end of the tunnel
Is the headlamp of an oncoming train
Elvis is dead ~~ give it up, already
I'm lost but I'm making record time
Anarchy begins at home
Get your rosaries off my ovaries
Don't mess with the locals
Yes, I do own the road!
~ words and music by The Bobs ~
- Harvard Krokodilos ~ Masochism Tango ~ Wasting our parents' money: The Best of College a cappella humor (various artists) ~ mainely a cappella
You caught my nose in your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Ev'ry time I hear drums.
And I envy the rose that you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love, sticking into your gums.
Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash that you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Masochism Tango.
~ words and music by Tom Lehrer ~
- The Bobs ~ White Room ~ Rhapsody In Bob
- Boyz Nite Out ~ People Are Strange ~ American Vinyl
People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange...
~ words and music by The Doors ~
- The Bobs ~ Light My Fire ~ Coaster ~ primarily a cappella
The Bobs take the Doors first big hit and sing it like it's a madrigal! Real scary, kids!
- The Bobs ~ Bus Plunge ~ The Bobs ~ kaleidescope records
Don't brake for animals tonight
(Never mind the creatures in the road ahead)
The driver says don't brake for animals tonight
(Run the stoplight, run the stoplight)
The driver says don't brake for animals tonight
(Don't think about the lady in the Chevy turning left)
The driver says don't brake for animals tonight
(Almost home, you're almost home)
The driver says bus plunge, bus plunge...
~ words and music by The Bobs ~
- The Cramps ~ I Was A Teenage Werewolf ~ Songs The Lord Taught Us ~ a&m
- The Bobs ~ Get Your Monkey Off My Dog ~ Get Your Monkey Off My Dog
Now Mickey's monkey, she's so funky, she's a junky,
she's a trouble making, taunting hairy ape;
She makes Costello bark.
Why do you bring that ugly monkey out in public? She should be in a cage....
Get your monkey off my dog! Get your monkey off my dog!
Bocce bowlers, baby strollers, even Rasta rollers watchin' as they tussle
and they tangle, while you're talkin' on your phone
Like Chewbaca, that macaca, you should walk her with a muzzle on a lengthy
leather leash, leave my dog alone
Get a parrot or a ferret if you gotta come and share it... Give back
Costello's bone!
~ words and music by The Bobs ~
- The Nylons ~ Eli's Coming ~ Four On The Floor ~ attic
eerie harmonies on the Laura Nyro classic!
- The Bobs ~ Through The Wall ~ The Bobs ~ kaleidescope records
I heard how you balked when they raised the rent
It was the closest I've come to losing you
Just fifty a month and it's money well spent
To keep you beside me it's the least I can do
Cause I need you through the wall
Your boyfriend is really a jerk (jerk,jerk,jerk,jerk,jerk)
Will he ever learn to play the saxophone
He plays that same song over and over
Your boyfriend is really a jerk (jerk,jerk,jerk,jerk,jerk)
Watches daytime shows the sound is loud
Watches daytime shows watches daytime shows
I can't wait till you're home from work
And I hear you through the wall
And I feel you through the wall
And I need you through the wall...
~ words and music by The Bobs ~
- The Bobs ~ There Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens ~ Rhapsody In Bob
- Moosebutter ~ Ghost Chickens In The Sky ~ see dee
"a chicken may come haunt you, but tofu never will!"
www.moosebutter.com
- The Bobs ~ Pounded On A Rock ~ Songs For Tomorrow Morning ~ rhino
- Rockapella ~ Zombie Jamboree ~ Modern A Cappella (various artists) ~ rhino
- The Bobs ~ Fluffy's Master Plan For World Domination ~ Coaster ~ primarily a cappella
- Harvard-Radcliffe Veritones ~ Thriller ~ Vertigo
- Vincent Price ~ excerpt from "Thriller" voiceover session ~ Michael Jackson "Thriller 25th Anniversary" ~ epic
Vincent Price has got a real scary laugh!
- The Bobs ~ I Dreamt That David Mamet ~ Get Your Monkey Off My Dog
I dreamt that David Mamet
like he always did before
And he said, "Ma Cher, be Diddy
When you wake up Tippered in Gore."
I heard Ethel Merman in broken German as Ute Lempered back
And though reports were thorough, did Edward R. Murrow until he jumped the track?
I dreamt that David Mamet
As Joan Rivers flowed to sea
And while Britney Speared her own career
I only woke to me.
~ words and music by The Bobs ~
- The Persuasions ~ Walk On The Wild Side ~ We Came To Play ~ collectables
"If you stumble, Satan is waitin' to take your hand!"
- The Bobs ~ Little Red Riding Hood ~ My I'm Large ~ rhino
- Tufts Beelzebubs ~ I Am The Walrus ~ Come Together: an a cappella tribute to the Beatles (various artists)
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus...
~ words and music by Lennon/McCartney
- Tom Waits ~ Earth Died Screaming ~ Bone Machine ~ island
- The Bobs ~ Psycho Killer ~ Sing The Songs Of... ~ rhino
I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
I can't sleep cause my bed's on fire
Don't touch me I'm a real live wire
Psycho killer
Qu'est que c'est
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
You start a conversation you can't even finish it.
You're talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?
Psycho killer...
~ words and music by Talking Heads ~
- Artisan ~ Hammer Ghost ~ Breathing Space
- The Bobs ~ The Crow ~ i brow club ~ rounder
- The Bobs ~ The Wind Cries Mary ~ Cover the Songs of... ~ rounder
- The Bobs ~ Spontaneous Human Combustion ~ Shut Up And Sing! ~ rhino
They were kissing in a crowded mall
when they burst right into flames.
Charcoal bricquets in thirty seconds
Their last words ~~ each other's names
Did they have a deep seated problem?
Was this their farewell?
Did they cause themselves to ignite
Leaving that awful smell?
Spontaneous Human Combustion
Poof, there goes another one
A raging fire, a funeral pyre
An unexpected cremation
~ words and music by The Bobs ~
- Washington U. Mosaic Whispers ~ White Rabbit ~ Behind Bars
- The Bobs ~ Funk Shui Massacre ~ Get Your Monkey Off My Dog
Colors drippin' down the wall, endless mirrors in the hall
Space and time are curvin' slow, feel that funk shui on the toe
Yiin and Yang, Tom and Jerry, Smith and Hawken, Crate and Barrel
Put a yellow Andre Couch against that wall at your own peril
Don't let your clutter get caught in your wrecked angle
The penta, the hexa, the octa, they're more than gone, they're out of sight
Over here the bowl of fruit ~ over there the croissant light and flaky
Art and craft, art deco, art nouveau? ~ No! Art Blakey
Water, earth, wind and fire - I wanta, want to take you higher
Down to the basement we go bumpty bumpty bump ~ Ikea
Colors drippin' down the wall, endless mirrors in the hall
space and time are curvin' slow, feel that funk shui on the toe
Funka funk funk funk funka funk, funka funk funka funk
My living room .... was not coming together ~ It was chaos!
~ words and music by The Bobs ~
- Stanford U. Fleet Street Singers ~ Time Warp (excerpt) ~ All The Rage
- The Bobs ~ Disco Inferno ~ Cover the Songs of... ~ rhino
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